A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.
Fuck. I needed this.
Look, I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret. I still think Blaine Anderson is the absolute bee’s knees.
daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
finding out that americans dont have kettles really fucked me up
literally?? everyone here has a kettle ??
ppl are always harping on the ignorant american stereotype and we got all these europeans who dont know what the fuck a cafeteria is and think we have no idea what a kettle is smh
the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.
As an adult I manage my time wisely where I can ride a bike,do my job,pay my taxes, and also make fun of 13-16 year olds all in one day.
your icon is a pony
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”